Exploding TARDIS bag. The bad news is that it was originally for my Doctor Who swap partner. My sewing machine was uncooperative and the lining left a lot to be desired. I couldn't give it away as a gift, but I fixed it up so that it is good enough for me. The good news is that it is the size is what I wanted:
It is lumpy because it is full of yarn for the Doctor Who Christmas sock. That's a whole other fail that I do not care to discuss. The drawstring ribbon is stuffed inside because my cat eats ribbon.